Free Sub

ELAINE: (To waitress) Oh, nothing for me. (Waitress leaves) I'm going to "Atomic Sub" later.

JERRY: "Atomic Sub"? Why are you eating there?

ELAINE: I got a card, and they stamp it every time I buy a sub. 24 stamps, and I become a submarine (makes a gesture) captain.

JERRY: What does that mean?

ELAINE: (Embarrassed) Free sub.


ELAINE: Oh, I can't believe it! I've lost my "Atomic Sub" card!.. Oh no! I bet I wrote that fake number on the back of it when I gave it to denim vest!


ELAINE: I've eaten 23 bad subs, I just need 1 more! It's like a long, bad movie, but you want to see the end of it!

JERRY: No, you walk out.

ELAINE: Alright, then, it's like a boring book, but you gotta finish it.

JERRY: No, you wait for the movie!

ELAINE: (Irritated, and through clinched teeth) I want that free sub.

Guess what I watched on TV last night? No... Not the Seinfeld episode "The Strike". Good guess though. I would have been better off. No... I wasted yet another hour of my precious time watching The Bachelor. I've been watching it this season since the first episode. I want to stop, but I can't. Usually I don't watch the first episode and I'm fine. I don't feel the slightest need to tune in week after week. I hate that show. It's dumb. This season I watched every stupid episode. Why?

Free Sub. That's why.


  1. I just saw that episode yesterday! Made me think about you. LOL Now, my question is: Are you going to watch the Bachelorette seeing as how the gal from Canada is going to be on?

  2. BTW, where are the updates on the kidletts blogs?

  3. I have never watched even one complete episode of the Bachelor or the Bachelorette. I would rather watch Seinfeld and I hate that show, too. I watched American Idol and Tatianna made it back for a try at the wild card spot. If she makes it, I will probably quit watching.

  4. I guess I'm glad I don't watch television. I was telling my son last night that I'm not even sure why we subscribe to cable. I watch almost nothing besides an occasional "What Not to Wear".
    He only watches "The Red Green Show" and we can get that without cable. I do sometimes use "On Demand", but I have no idea why since I only use it to watch movies that I actually own and can watch from a DVD.

  5. Ahahaha. Never watched that show. And I'll admit, I'm not sorry to say I probably won't. But I'm the same way with the Internet. Except it NEVER ENDS.

  6. Melissa is on Dancing With The Stars. Are you going to watch that?


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